Introducing the nondenominational Laptop Burka

(Credit: Marc Johnson)

So practical. So you.

(Credit: Marc Johnson)

The Laptop Burka.

No matter. The Laptop Burka is clearly a marvelous invention and I can see the beaches being full of beburka’d bloggers banging their thoughts out across the world, while enjoying a cooling sea breeze.

For a man in Seattle named Marc Johnson has invented the perfect solution to laptop usage on a gorgeous sunny day.

As you can see from the images that I have placed here to bring you excitement, the Laptop Burka is the ultimate in deep-seated privacy, as well as keeping the light at bay for as long as you might be able to breathe your own slightly stale air.

There is an Axios Law Group in Seattle whose URL is axioslaw.com, so perhaps these are the patent filers. There is certainly a Dylan Adams on the staff, the name Johnson quotes on Craigslist.

However, for those of us in the deserving paradise of the American west coast, this is the sort of joy that only indispensability can bring.

For those of you in parts of the world where there remain only four or five sunny days–London, New York–the wonderful news that I am about to impart may well be a little frustrating.

You might be shuddering in the thought that this has religious connotations. But, no. Johnson is not a member of the Seattle Taliban. He is just an inventor who has come up with the ingenious notion of donning a rather all-enveloping burka so that you might be able to blog on the boardwalk or comment in Cannes.

You know that antiglare filters don’t work. So this hugely practical item, retailing at a piffling $20, could bring an entirely new meaning to your outdoor life.

Johnson seems to have begun his quest for your heart, mind, and most of your torso with this Craigslist posting .
He claims something called Trend Setters has described the Laptop Burka as a “hot new item.” He also claims a patent has been filed by axioslawgroup.com. However, this URL seems to engender no Web site.

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